March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
February 2012
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
sexpl0re:
Attractive people always get what they want while I just sit in the corner like
The differences between puberty.
itsyourlifexx3:
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
What I say: I go to shows.
What I mean: Whenever a band I like plays a venue within 90 minutes of where I live, I go to the show and stand up front and sing along and participate in pile ons and screaming in the vocalist's face and get sweaty with strangers and hang out and buy merch and stuff.
What a lot of annoying girls say: I go to shows.
What a lot of annoying girls mean: I go to Warped Tour every year and walk around in short shorts and a bikini top and watch half of a few sets sometimes but really I just go to find a hot guy I think might be in a band to make out with.
cross off the things you've done. →
Graduated high school.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in...
Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...
Things I love more than myself:
maccaronii:
Motionless in White
I just realized I haven’t cut myself in a really long time. I think it honestly might have been a month since I’ve done it.
I’m really proud of myself.
