a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(via bulletformybanana)
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
(via faggot-s)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via faggot-s)
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
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(Source: jeopardyhotties, via constable-connor)
If you reblog this and follow me by June 5th I will write your url down and stick it in a jar. After June 5th I will take the names from the jar and scatter them all around the summer. They might be taped to public bathrooms, thrown at concerts, or left in a seat of a roller coaster..who knows, someone might find your url and message you saying where they found it.
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
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(Source: grindlebone, via lust-touch-seed)
(Source: derbzz, via return-to-despair)
